At the park, when some little jerk tries to push your kid off the slide and calls him a baby, out comes Mama Bear. After you break all his stupid fingers one by one intervene, you say, "Yes, he is a baby, but he'll grow up, and you'll always be fugly a blight on society a very bad boy. That never changes."
Most of the time though, you're Mama Bird. You protect your babies, keep them warm, and feed them pre-digested bugs and worms apples, cheese, and bunny crackers, which is why they should get you the Mama Bird Necklace ($98, in four colors)
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