Wanna know what your mom told us in the shower this morning? She said she likes to get sloshed and eat dairy products. You should probably order her this Cheese and Wine Basket ($74) from Cheese and Wine Unlimited. It contains your choice of wine along with brie, havarti with dill, crackers, apples, a cheese board, and a cheese hatchet. A cheese hatchet. Hopefully she'll share it with us in the shower.
A cheese hatchet!