May 7, 2014 9:15 AM
Caution! Only give your mom this Debbie Downer Mother's Day Card ($4) by Seas and Peas if she's got a stellar sense of humor (and you know, has seen and chuckled at SNL's Debbie Downer skits). You may find it hilarious, but if she doesn't, it could sink her into a deep depression to think about how fleeting this life really is. Seriously, any one of us could drop dead from an undiagnosed disease or get caught in a natural disaster at any moment (it is hurricane season, after all). Wah-wah.