Let's be honest, when was the last time you stopped checking email and listening to your iPod to read the airplane safety information card? Yeah, never! So, for all we know they could read like the Safety Misinformation Toiletry Bag ($36). With funny symbols and nonsensical text like, "Please stow all babies under your seat," your toiletries and cosmetics will be safe, sound and super silly. This spacious bag has a zippered mesh pouch that velcros to the interior and an exterior zippered pocket. A great conversation starter, be sure to keep it out and about on your next flight - and hope that your pilot isn't enjoying a Cosmo!