We live in a dangerous world. Surf the TV or the internet anytime and you'll find a natural disaster happening somewhere on the globe. So, we -- please, hold your laughter; disasters are serious business -- we present the Pet Emergency Evacuation Jacket ($480). Made from flame-retardant material certified by the Japan Firefighting Association, this canine/feline jacket is available in three different sizes and uses a Velcro closure for ease of use. It includes several important emergency supplies, including a food dish and muzzle (should Fido resist the jacket's charms). The product description notes the jacket's manual is in Japanese, but it's "self-explanatory." We dearly hope so.