We're constantly on the lookout for ways to make our cats ridiculous. We've given them necktie collars, scratching posts that turn them into Tokyo-destroying monsters, and wigs. But none of these humiliations hold a candle to this Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn* ($5). It's the perfect revenge for the hours you've been forced to listen to slurpy butt-licking noise.
*Warning: cat may actually find this awesome.