The first thing you must do is view this bow tie as worn by a cat.
Then we can get on to the text (if you still care): Did you love Oktoberfest and the beer steins, pretzels, and edelweiss that come along with it? Do you want to share the joy with your closest feline friend next year? Not only will your cat become a "gentlecat" while wearing this Dirndl Love Bow Tie ($34), he (or she) will also automatically become an Oktoberfest connoisseur. You say they don't let cats into the beer tent? That's because they haven't seen your cat in this bow tie yet.
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