Does your cute wittle puppy have a dark and haunted past it longs to forget? (We're thinking love lost and poor decisions made, but we're not ruling out murder.) If so, give man's best friend man's other best friend: booze! Bowser Beer ($20) is beer made just for dogs, without all the harmful ingredients (and technically non-alcoholic), but with nutrients for a shiny coat and joint health. It's better than drinking alone!
Bonus: Check out the Custom Labels page and put your dog on the label!