Jan 15, 2013 8:00 AM
We're not sorry for farting.
We're not sorry for wanting to sleep with at least three people in the bar last night.
We're not sorry for getting a promotion before the girl who has worked here longer than us.
We're not sorry that we forgot to take out the trash in between cleaning clothes and dishes.
We're not sorry that you disagree with our political/religious/mystical beliefs.
We stopped apologizing ages ago and couldn't be happier about it. Send out these cards ($3) to those you apologize to most often so they know that your newly grown pair of balls comes courtesy of that new spine of yours.