Dear Journal, today Karen told us that she never really liked our new haircut and that she's been making out with our boyfriend, Tom. We were like, no way. And she was like, yes way. And we were totally, like, sheesed about it. Can you believe her? Seriously, OMFG Journal! ($8). We're so glad we have a place to write all our most important and serious drama. We hope Karen gets a rash. Sincerely, OB.