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Highbrow Frenchie Postcards

While we can't help but feel judged by these Highbrow Frenchies ($3 each), we also instinctively forgive them for being so dour looking. They probably just need a little love, a scratch under the ear, and a snuggle in our laps. Once we're sufficiently convinced... [More]

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Cat Puke Card

Your husband has always hated your cat, and the fact that Mr. Whiskers barfed on his Italian leather dress shoes last night isn't going to help matters. Maybe leaving this card ($4) on his pillow, signed with a tiny paw print, will help ease his... [More]

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To/From Arrow Labels

The USPS may not appreciate the creative package labeling (though they'll probably agree that it's much easier to read than a handmade collaged envelope with stamps and stickers), but we're sure your recipient will. This pack of five sizable To/From Arrow Labels ($9) will hint... [More]

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Bright Goatskin Appointment Journals

You've placed your trust in Siri for the last time. That gal totally dropped the ball the last time you had a mani scheduled, and by the time you remembered they had already given away your time slot. Go back to basics by writing everything... [More]

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OHF Hello Patterned Tape

Addicted to making things look purdy? We can't blame you - Pinterest has brainwashed us all. Just kidding (sort of). Some people are just naturals at DIY and crafting. If you're one of 'em, then you definitely need some Hello Patterned Tape ($9) in your... [More]

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Liz Lemon Greeting Card

We basically want every single card in this hilarious Etsy shop, but if we had to pick our favorite, we'd choose the one bearing our fellow food-loving lady writer Liz Lemon ($4). Instead of sending it, we'll probably stick it in a frame and place... [More]

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Slow Clap Congratulations Card

Your annoying coworker finally figured out how to work the copier after two years of asking for your help every time she needed to make duplicates. Memorialize the occasion by leaving the Slow Clap Congratulations Card ($4) on her desk when she's at lunch. Next... [More]

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Funny Pregnant Greeting Card

Your newly knocked up best friend will be so touched by this pregnancy congratulations card ($5) ...until she opens it and sees the inside inscription: "Whore." Send at your own risk - we think it's hilarious, but your bud's pregnancy hormones may beg to differ!... [More]

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Double Sided B&W Notebooks

It's a proven fact: positive thinking is good for you. If you're having trouble keep your mind on the bright side, pick up these Double Sided B&W Notebooks ($6). With a double dose of cheerfulness on the front and back covers, they'll help inspire you... [More]

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Jenny Pennywood Gift Tags

Wrapping is half the battle. Use the right presentation, and your mom/sister/boyfriend will hardly notice what's inside that stunning package. Pick up these Jenny Pennywood Gift Tags ($14) to lend a colorful, artistic air to your sad emergency regifting.... [More]

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Molly Hatch Owl Bookplates

Remember books? Those quaint little bundles of paper capable of transporting us to worlds far more interesting than our own? If you still have an archaic shelf or two kicking around, lovingly label your favorites with these Molly Hatch Owl Bookplates ($6). We suspect they'd... [More]

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Explorer Notebook

Just because you don't have travel plans for the immediate future doesn't mean you can't set aside a few weekends to explore your hometown. Sure, you may think you know every nook and cranny, but we bet you'll end up discovering something new - a... [More]

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Looking Up Assorted Card Set

Miss your cheerleading days? The Looking Up Assorted Card Set ($16, set of 8) from Scout's Honor Paper won't help you revive your perfect backspring, but it will help you practice the essence of cheer: encouragement. Keep the set on hand and pick out a... [More]

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Just Saying Hi Greeting Card

Aren't you glad that us humans don't actually have to sniff each other's bums every time we greet each other? We mean, sheesh, it's awkward enough that our pups go in for the sniff every. single. time. we pass another dog on the street. And... [More]

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You're Tearing Me Apart Card

As far as so-terrible-that-it's-actually-great movies go, cult classic The Room is indisputably king. Directed by, written by, produced by, and starring Tommy Wiseau, a man of zero talents, you'll alternately laugh and cringe. If you haven't seen The Room, do yourself a favor and watch... [More]

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My Secret Plans of World Domination Spiral Mini Notebook

One day, the world will be ours! We're still just figuring out how to make that happen, but while we're brainstorming we might as well jot ideas down in this My Secret Plans of World Domination Spiral Mini Notebook ($9). If you carry this around... [More]

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Spearmint Blossoms Wrapping Sheets

Forget brown paper packages tied up with strings, we'd much rather receive a gift wrapped in a bit of Spearmint Blossoms Wrapping Paper ($9, three rolled sheets) from Rifle Paper Co. And no, that wasn't a hint designed to get you to send us something,... [More]

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Steak Wrapping Paper

We're just months away from funny man David Letterman's retirement from The Late Show and we feel it's only appropriate to send him off with a gift. We haven't picked out the gift yet, but we are confident that it should be contained in this... [More]

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Stick 'Em Ups Sticky Notes

Howdy! If you need to leave a note for your partner... we mean pardner, why not jot it down on these Stick 'Em Ups Sticky Notes ($6)? This homage to the Wild West provides you five different pads to work with including a sheriff's badge,... [More]

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Walls Notebook

Your vandalism career began and ended in fifth grade when you carved your name into the bathroom stall door and subsequently got sent to the principal's office. (The "it wasn't me" defense only goes so far when you've written out your full name.) If you've... [More]

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