Mar 7, 2014 10:10 AM
Misanthropes who make just one exception in life finally have the perfect way to express themselves: an I Hate Everyone Who Isn't You Card ($5). Sending this handcrafted watercolor greeting is a surefire way to communicate how important the recipient is, not to mention how shitty the rest of the world is in comparison. The card is also available in sets of 6, but if your friends were ever to compare notes, you'd get caught in a lie. "I thought I was the only one you didn't hate!"