Nov 27, 2010 9:59 AM
We've formulated the perfect plan to keep unwanted friends and family away this holiday season. Simply place the Grab Your Balls Card ($4) in the mail, and let the card do the talking. With a sentiment like, "Grab your balls... it's Christmas" they're likely to think you've gone mad, and maybe even send extra presents.
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