Artist C. Jacob Maddox warns about this evildoer, “Make no mistake. He is a trained killer.” He will cut you in your sleep. You will never know when he’s coming. He will make your thank-you notes bleeeeeed. So take these FAT NINJA Akimbo cards and hide them someplace safe, until you have mastered enough kung fu to defeat the fat ninja. Which will be never.
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