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Bumped Uglies Birthday Card

There's nothing like reminding your friend that her parents (at least) once fornicated in order to help ruin her birthday. The Bumped Uglies Birthday Card ($5) might even best be sent nine months early - or more realistically, three months late - to commemorate the likely date of conception.

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