Big Brass Lady Balls Card

To quote Betty White, "Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding." Amen, Betty. Amen. But we still like this Big Brass Lady Balls Card ($6). We're already set up, vaginally. We might as well get all our bases covered.

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Posted on 05.08.12 at 11:36 AM

Sorry guys, this quote is running around the internet attributed to the wrong person. Comedian Sheng Wang came up with the joke and even Betty White denied saying it.

Marian the Contrarian

Posted on 05.08.12 at 5:58 PM

Looked into it a little, and: "I can’t say that I am angry at my many wonderful fans for distributing the story, but I am disturbed, because of its content, that it has become such a sensation. I enjoy a blue joke as much as the next person, but this one goes a bit beyond where I would step professionally. " - Betty White

...unless she didn't say that either.

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