May 8, 2012 8:35 AM
To quote Betty White, "Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding." Amen, Betty. Amen. But we still like this Big Brass Lady Balls Card ($6). We're already set up, vaginally. We might as well get all our bases covered.