Aside from the obvious snicker-worthy potential of plugging your keys into the male version of the Human Key Holder, ($25) these are immensely practical tchotchkes. Available in femme and homme, these wall-mounted zinc plates will ensure you never lose your keys in the depths of your apartment again. Oh, and if you have a particularly interesting place where you once found your lost keys, let us know! (We unearthed ours behind a bag of peas in the freezer once.)
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