Dec 17, 2009 9:04 AM
Ambition: Aspire to climb as high as you can dream. Determination: It is the size of one's will which determines success. Potential: Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up. Now that's more like it. We're longtime fans of Despair, Inc.'s Demotivational posters, which for us, are way more motivational than the real things, which are full of so much sugary optimism they give you eye cavities. Give the Despair, Inc. 2010 Custom Calendar ($13) to your favorite cubicle dweller so they never again forget that on "January 9, 2007: Apple CEO Steve Jobs announces the iPhone. Motorola cringes," among other (hopefully more) important dates like their mom's birthday.
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