We love our mothers and MILs, we really do, but the ceaseless requests for grandkids are getting on our nerves. If we had bigger balls, we'd send them each a box of these One Mixed Pleasures 12-Pack Condoms ($11) as an explanation for why we're not knocked-up yet (and why we're having so much fun not being knocked-up). Alas, our lady bits are too reserved. We'll just have to go the grin-and-bear-it route. For the moment.
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