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One Mixed Pleasures 12-Pack Condoms

We love our mothers and MILs, we really do, but the ceaseless requests for grandkids are getting on our nerves. If we had bigger balls, we'd send them each a box of these One Mixed Pleasures 12-Pack Condoms ($11) as an explanation for why we're not knocked-up yet (and why we're having so much fun not being knocked-up). Alas, our lady bits are too reserved. We'll just have to go the grin-and-bear-it route. For the moment.

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bowers

Posted on 08.25.12 at 9:59 AM

I'm 60, married, no kids but my mom never mentioned wanting me to have them nor even wanting me to be married.

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