You Tell Us: Christina Aguilera - Bionic
Oh, Xtina. Xtina. How far you have fallen from the days of "Dirrrty" and "Candy Man"! We love your pipes, really, we do. You've got an amazing range and we're always surprised to hear that ginormous voice come out of such a tiny blonde. We wanted to like Bionic ($10), but you're better than this, especially after the auditory orgasm that was Back to Basics. You don't need to prove to your loyal fans that you're relevant by using AutoTune and insane levels of XXX content. There are some good tracks, like the ballad, "Lift Me Up," but we miss the old you, and we don't want to taste your "Woohoo."
But of course, music taste varies widely from person to person. So. You tell us: Bionic or Busted?
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BUSTED. As a girl who was a preteen when the genie first emerged from the bottle and there was team Christina vs. team Britney, rather than tween-team vampires, I think that she has fallen so low if she feels like she has to follow on the tail of the GaGa revolution in order to make a comeback. Wearing a leotard with a light up crotch? gross. Even the scantily clad dirrrty Christina had a touch more class than that... well, maybe I'm pushing it a bit but you get the point.
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