Shame On You Kit

We try to be good. We try to come home every night, really we do. For those of you like us who "try" but don't always suceed, the Shame On You Kit ($26) has your back! This super handy kit includes a toothbrush and toothpaste, a one-size-fits-all thong (no way this is possible, just no way), a phone card, packet of pain reliever and a "leave behind note" with envelope. It even has not one, not two, but three condoms for those nights when you "tried" to be good but failed, and failed, and then failed again. All this, yet small enough to be tucked away in your bag until needed.