We love saving the earth, really, we do. We recycle, take public transportation, use energy-efficient light bulbs, all that jazz. But what really cranks us up is eco-hipsters: those crunchier-than-thou folks who keep chickens in their spare bedroom, demand that we hand over our lunch leftovers for their compost piles, etc. So the next time we meet 'em for brunch at the Farmer's Market, we'll make sure we're carrying this Recycling Pile Bag ($11). It speaks for itself - and is made from 80% recycled water bottles to boot. Nyah, nyah, nyah.