Forget music lessons and watercolors. We don't want our kids to grow up dreaming of being artists. If we want them to move out of the house before they're thirty, we know where their real future lies: with the Teamsters. That's why we're starting them off on the right foot with this Working Pedal Powered Forklift ($319). It will provide hours of faux-cargo-bay fun, subconsciously prepping them for a cozy warehouse job with full health care and retirement benefits.