Watermelon Fairy Costume

Most of the time we love being adults. We love driving cars, and staying up till ridiculous hours playing rock band, and being able to wear as much red lipstick as we want. But every once in a while we come across something that reminds us that kids still have the up on us. How come we have to choose from a sexy maid/ sexy cowgirl/ sexy zombie bride for Halloween while kids get to dress up in a Watermelon Fairy Costume ($49)? We're calling foul on this!

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Posted on 09.01.11 at 11:53 AM

Um, what the hell is a watermelon fairy? I'm not one to stomp on kids' imaginations, but seriously?

Also, from a feminist standpoint, I'd say the tulle-nonsensical-fairyness of this is like a little girl prelude to the gender bullshit that makes you feel hamstrung into a "sexy-something" costume as an adult.


Posted on 09.01.11 at 12:30 PM

Wow! Someone has some serious sand in her vajayjay and is so uncomfortable that she is unable to make any sense at all.


Posted on 09.01.11 at 12:47 PM

No kidding, Francesca! And Al, I don't dress up as a sexy ANYTHING on Halloween (I vastly prefer funny/anachronistic costumes), but as a kid I would have LOVED this. How is it different from Sugarplum Fairy/Tooth Fairy etc?

Also, if I had a son and he wanted to wear this, I would be all for it. End of story.


Posted on 09.01.11 at 1:58 PM

I don't really don't have an opinion about the costume (it's cute enough), but Francesca and Janetor, I think you guys are being rude with the sandy vagina routine.


Posted on 09.01.11 at 2:05 PM

Hey, I said NOTHING about sandy hoo-hahs! I was just agreeing that I thought Al's comment was a bit over-the-top. Don't put words in mah mouth!


Posted on 09.01.11 at 4:04 PM

see, this is why being short can sometimes be awesome- i can often fit into kids' halloween costumes and i am seriously considering buying this for myself!

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