May 1, 2014 10:20 AM
Try as you might, your kids don't care about hygiene half as much as they care about cartoons. Give them the incentive to brush their teeth with a Toothpaste Pete cap ($5). What kid can resist spraying toothpaste out of a tube that looks like a dog is vomiting? It may seem counterintuitive to teach children hygiene by encouraging them to gargle with doggy puke, but the world is a confusing place, man.