Everyone say a warm "Welcome back!" to today's guest poster, Janet at Snarkaholic! She blogs, often irreverently, about life in Los Angeles from the point of a non-native, non-celebrity-chaser.
Oh, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan. Really? Suing E-Trade for $100 million over the fact that the "milkaholic" baby in their Super Bowl ad was named Lindsay? Um, not to split hairs or anything, but I personally know at least thirty or forty Lindsays and Lindseys, none of whom took offense at this ad. Can they get in on that $100 million action, too? Huh, huh, can they? No one I know thought of you when they saw that ad, but now they will. Ergo, I suggest you indulge in a little Baby's Bliss Gripe Water ($9), since it's guaranteed to calm crying, angry babies. Of which you are now one, thanks to your redonkadonk lawsuit.