We love our kids. We probably wouldn't love your kids but we definitely love our own children. But we don't love all the cutesy, jungle themed, fairy wonderland, Disney-on-crack decorating items that everyone seems to gift them. That's why we are going ga-ga over this Pkolino Silly Soft Seating ($50). You look at it and think "Oh hey, that's cute. Way better than my son plopping his ass in the lap of some giant Pedo-Pooh Bear." But wait, take off his head (violence can never be taught too young), rip out his mouth and you've got a chair, foot rest and table! For only $50!!!! If you buy all four, imagine the acid trip tea parties you could throw after-hours.
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