Ostensibly, you'd buy Monster Pops ($13 for set of 4) to make silly homemade popsicles for kids. But c'mon, admit it.... You want to buy 'em and hog 'em all to yourself. It's okay, we do too.
Puppah alert!!! oh wait..that's NOT what those are. Or are they? Let's see. Ice + wavy phallic shape. yep!!! Puppah Alert!!!
Uh, seriously? If those are your standards, then ALL popsicles are NSFW.
Wow, maybe you shouldn't be looking at stuff at work or where ever you are if they consider popsicles to be NSFW... Otherwise, everything is going to have to be "puppah alert" if you are the guidelines. Sheesh
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