Why hang an ordinary mobile over your child's crib? Do you want your four-month-old to miss out on the chance to get ahead in his study of modern art movements, destining him to a life of meaningless drudgery and the ridicule of his future kindergarten classmates? We didn't think so. Take down those circus animals and put up this Guggenheim Circle Square Mobile ($159) to make sure your infant starts out on the right pretentious foot.
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