If only this Chill Baby Volume Pacifier ($11) actually worked. We'd love to be able to lower the decibel level on ticked-off infants every now and again. It'd be even more awesome if they could make a baby-quieter that worked by remote control, like our iPod dock or the TV. If one of you would-be inventors out there has a prototype, let us know. We've been looking for a good investment.