Soothe your baby's rough, dry parts by slathering them up with bonbons. Wait, no. That's not right. There isn't any actual chocolate in the Bonbon Baby Oil ($25) from Nothing Nasty, but there is a healthy dose of sunflower and lavender oils. They ought to keep baby calm and happy at bedtime. At least, long enough for you to shove a blissful spoonful of chocolate ice cream into your mouth. Bonbons are for people who have lots of time on their hands. Lucky devils.