We imagine this is the alternate universe version of the little mermaid. The one where Eric opts to become a merman for Ariel and than becomes bitter and spends his days chilling on a rock with seagulls and trying to impress random sailors while grumbling about how he was a prince once. Sure we're guilty of the occasional wave on a rock moment from the Little Mermaid. And we sing along to the karaoke version of Part Of Your World on Youtube, but it we've mellowed our mermaid obsession to swimming with our ankles together in the deep end... no matter how cool the other sequins and fringe Aqua Tails are...
Angel Aqua Tail ($300).