Jul 27, 2014 8:26 AM
He's employed! He's finally employed! No really, after your repeated threats, that reformed loser you've been dating has finally secured his first real job with that resume you helped him to pad. Show him how proud you are of this slow shuffle toward responsibility with this Novelty First Job Kit ($29). He'll need these tchotchkes to keep him entertained at his desk all day... that 9-5 schedule is going to throw a frequent napper like him for a loop.