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V-Day Gifts: The Cynic

Valentine's Day: it strikes fear into the hearts of kids with crushes and married-fifty-years types alike. Why? It's just a day... Okay, a day fraught with overblown expectations and way too many stereotypes. That's why, this year, we're presenting gift ideas that will really mean... [More]

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Your ____ is Huge! Card

*Snerk* Wanna make your lambietoes snugglekins pookie-wookie blush? Hand over a Your _____ is Huge! card ($2.50 each) on Valentine's Day - bonus points if you do it in a crowded fancy restaurant with a string quartet playing tastefully in the background.... [More]

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V-Day Gifts: The Hipster

Valentine's Day: it strikes fear into the hearts of kids with crushes and married-fifty-years types alike. Why? It's just a day... Okay, a day fraught with overblown expectations and way too many stereotypes. That's why, this year, we're presenting gift ideas that will really mean... [More]

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Sugar Affair Cakes

These Heart Petite Fours by a Sugar Affair ($15 for a dozen) are not just delicious but also customizable. You can please any palette by choosing from several cake and icing options, and the decorations can range from platonic (You're the best!) to steamy (Do... [More]

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V-Day Gifts: The Workaholic

Valentine's Day: it strikes fear into the hearts of kids with crushes and married-fifty-years types alike. Why? It's just a day... Okay, a day fraught with overblown expectations and way too many stereotypes. That's why, this year, we're presenting gift ideas that will really mean... [More]

 

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Red Velvet Heart Cake

Red Velvet Heart Cake

Ummm....yummy! If your valentine is a fan of red velvet, you're in luck! The Red Velvet Heart Cake ($68) features two luscious layers of rich, fudgy devil's food cake with fluffy vanilla buttercream frosting. The scarlet hue is incredible, rich cocoa taste is delectable and...it... [More]

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V-Day Gifts: The Geek

Valentine's Day: it strikes fear into the hearts of kids with crushes and married-fifty-years types alike. Why? It's just a day... Okay, a day fraught with overblown expectations and way too many stereotypes. That's why, this year, we're presenting gift ideas that will really mean... [More]

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V-Day Gifts: The Romeo

Valentine's Day: it strikes fear into the hearts of kids with crushes and married-fifty-years types alike. Why? It's just a day... Okay, a day fraught with overblown expectations and way too many stereotypes. That's why, this year, we're presenting gift ideas that will really mean... [More]

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Hanky Panky Thong Bouquet

Hanky Panky Thong Bouquet

Chocolates and roses are so predictable on Valentine's Day, right? So who wouldn't love to be showered with thongs rolled into roses? We certainly would...and of course they just happen to be the most comfortable thongs ever! The Hanky Panky Thong Bouquet ($130) consists of... [More]

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To The Moon, Alice Valentine's Day Cards

Remember Valentine's Day in grade school, when everyone got to spend an afternoon creating their own card holders for their desk (with a resulting glue-and-glitter mess in the classroom), and then we all got a card from everyone in our class, plus sugary treats? Those... [More]

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Vintage Darwin Valentine Card

Who knew natural selection and evolution could be so... arousing? We can't quite decide whether this Vintage Darwin Valentine Card ($3.50 each) is meant to be sweet or a kiss-off, but either way, it'll make our sweetie pie honey pookums laugh. We hope. Either that,... [More]

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V-Day Gifts: The Goofball

Valentine's Day: it strikes fear into the hearts of kids with crushes and married-fifty-years types alike. Why? It's just a day... Okay, a day fraught with overblown expectations and way too many stereotypes. That's why, this year, we're presenting gift ideas that will really mean... [More]

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Penis Chandelier Valentine Candy Box

What better way to tell that "speshul sum1" that you love 'em than with a picture of an illuminated crystal schlong? We snorted Diet Coke up our noses when we spied PaperTheater's Penis Chandelier Valentine Chocolate Candy Bar ($7) on Etsy today. It's certainly... aspirational.... [More]

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V-Day Gifts: The Sports Addict

Valentine's Day: it strikes fear into the hearts of kids with crushes and married-fifty-years types alike. Why? It's just a day... Okay, a day fraught with overblown expectations and way too many stereotypes. That's why, this year, we're presenting gift ideas that will really mean... [More]

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Love Keys

Now these are a Valentine's Day decoration we don't gag over... Available in gold or silver, Love Keys ($17, more available in early 2010) are to "remind ourselves of LOVE before going in and out of the house." Hang them from a doorknob or on... [More]

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Special Guest Post by UncookedLand.com: The Hot and Heavy Valentine's Sale

Hola, ladies and gents! The following is a very special holiday guest post by the people who will be supplying all of your greeting card needs from now on: Nat and Armand of Uncooked Land! Everybody knows Valentine's Day is about being hunky, showing people... [More]

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The (Hopefully) Best Trends of 2010: Let's Make It Happen!

'09 was a rough year, but we can see a light on the horizon: The economy is slowly but surely picking itself up off the floor and dusting itself off, people are tentatively tiptoeing into stores again, and no one seems to be buying Chris... [More]

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Happy New Year from Outblush!

Hey there, hi there, ho there, faithful readers! It's New Year's Eve (duuuh), so we wanted to quickly remind you of essentials you should bring with you as you party this evening... And, of course, Happy New Year, from all of us to all of... [More]

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Merry Christmas From Outblush!

Weeeeeee wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, from Outblush to you! We hope all of you and yours have a wonderful Christmas full of family, friends, and love, and that you all get everything... [More]

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Blackbird Stuffed Stocking

The Black Bird Stuffed Stocking ($56) is the perfect little gift for the nut lover in your life...ha, that just sounds so funny to us. Anyhoo, authentic woolen stockings are stuffed with two whole pounds of hazelnuts, walnuts, almonds and pecans for optimum cracking pleasure.... [More]

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