Nov 22, 2010 10:46 AM
If you were Richie Rich (or Richie Rita), what would you get people as gifts? A gold-plated llama? Their own personal butler? A hovercraft? Oh, man, it'd be great. Here are our "If I had a million dollars, I'd give you..." gifts. (P.S. Outblush is not responsible for your draining your bank account to buy any of this stuff.)
Kick off your eight crazy nights with a bottle of bubbly - but not just any old bottle. 1 - 1995 Krug "Clos Ambonnay" Brut Champagne ($3,500) is champagne divinity. Produced from just 1 1/2 half acres of Pinot Noir within the village itself of Ambonnay - this is one of 3,000 bottles.
Make sure your friends never miss a call or text with the 2 - iPhone 4 Diamond Rose (£5,000,000). The ultimate in bling, this phone is handmade with approximately 500 individual flawless rose diamonds, a rear section in rose gold and a rose gold Apple logo with 53 diamonds.
Who needs a museum when you can revisit Chagall everyday in the comfort of your own home? 3 - Marc Chagall "Le Cirque" ($INQUIRE) is a stunning color Lithograph on paper. The circus was to Marc Chagall what bullfighting was to Pablo Picasso, and this dynamic series of lithographs around the circus motif is one of Chagall's most celebrated.
What would Hanukkah be without celebration and festivities? 4 - With an event designed by Colin Cowie ($INQUIRE), your digs will look amazing - and your friends will be ever so green with envy.
The Holidays can't be all about us! 5 - The Gift Ark ($5,000) from Heifer International provides 15 pairs of animals to families around the world. Cows, sheep, camels, oxen, water buffalo, pigs, beehives, goats, donkeys, ducks, rabbits, guinea pigs, geese, chicks and llamas will bring warmth, full bellies, draft power and hope to countless families.
If you're gonna travel - do it in style. 6 - Go Around the World by Private Jet (Approx. $60,000) where you'll stop in Cuzco, Easter Island, Papua New Guinea, Cambodia, Dubai, the Serengeti, and Morocco (10 countries in all). With an expedition leader, assistants, a doctor, a flight crew with eight cabin attendants, three pilots, two engineers, a private chef and assistant, and experts in history, geology, and architecture - you'll want for nothing.
Experience the finest the Caspian Sea has to offer with 7 - Osetra Imperial Golden Caviar 2.2 lb. ($6,688). These medium, yellow treats deliver a unique clean, sweet and "nutty" flavor. We don't recommend you pair them with Ritz Crackers and cheap wine - but to each his own.
Round out your Hanukkah celebration with a delicious Jewish meal prepared by 8 - Jeffrey Nathan ($INQUIRE). Host of the PBS series "New Jewish Cuisine" and author of the fabulous "Adventures in Jewish Cooking" - Jeffrey will make your taste buds will delight!