Aug 7, 2014 10:00 AM
You'll never get a date with Sir Mix-A-Lot with that sorry ass. Add some definition to your posterior by training with the Powerline Glute Max Trainer ($410). Short daily workouts of your glutes, quadriceps, and hamstrings on this machine will have your behind looking toned and shapely in no time. Just be prepared for jealous stares from white girls named Becky.
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