Jan 14, 2010 11:20 AM
We fear that Heidi Montag, with her plastic surgery obsession, (10 procedures in one day) has the potential to follow in the surgically altered, creeptacular footsteps of Jocelyn Wildenstein. But, Heidi tends to refuse all rational advice, so we won't bother telling her we thought she was lovely the way she looked before. Instead, we'd like to sarcastically recommend she purchase Aesthetic Plastic Surgery with DVD: Expert Consult, ($240) since before long she'll have reached the point where no doctor will touch her and will likely (gulp) resort to having Spencer perform surgery on her with nothing more than a bottle of Courvoisier to numb the pain, a $500 chef's knife they got from their wedding registry, and a gaggle of cameras from E! and TMZ.... and you know homeboy needs a primer on where the carotid artery is, just in case.