A typical road trip conversation might go something like this when you've got a serious game of Bingo in full swing.
'Hello Officer, is there a problem?'
'Have you been drinking tonight, ma'am?'
'Well you've been swerving all over the road for the last 2 miles.'
'You don't say. I've been so distracted with this incredible game of Bingo! All I need to see is a police ca... BINGO! Boo-ya! In your face!'
Roadtrip Bingo ($7), the original excuse for swervy driving.