May 21, 2014 9:10 AM
Short of a flashy engagement ring, we can't think of anything sexier that you could wear on your hand than a Noam Chomsky Finger Puppet ($6). Wag the renowned linguist, philosopher, and activist around on your index finger while you speak and you're bound to sound more intelligent! Granted, you'll look dumb, but you'll definitely sound intelligent.
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