We pity the fool who can't see the fun in this Mr. T In Your Pocket Key Chain ($12). This handy gadget makes it a breeze to cleverly sound-bite everybody's favorite badass. Use it to impress your friends, deter clingy dudes in bars, or prevent the occasional mugging. Gratuitous gold jewelry not included.
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