No one was more excited than us when Nintendo Wii brought back Mario Kart. We were so excited to show off our prowess in battle mode. We couldn't wait to pop our challenger's bubbles (get your mind out of the gutter) and send them spinning with the drop of a banana peel. That is, until we realized it might be dangerous for our relationships. Just remember, no green shell, lightening bolt, or squid is worth marital discourse. A red shell is another story. We love to win!