Hey, Urban Outfitters, it's super cool that you're now selling something that's been a frat house staple since God was a boy. How would coeds ever come up with a way to imbibe excessive quantities of beer without your clever Bird Beer Funnel ($14)? Oh, that's right, they'd just use a funnel and a tube from the hardware store. How many plastic birds have to die for your profit?!?
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