Nov 24, 2012 9:24 AM
Do you like hurting people in the name of fun?* Start handing out Timmy's Great Balls of Fire ($8) to unsuspecting suckers.** They'll have no idea that these little treats are packing over a million SHU in tongue-destroying heat, thanks to a hefty dusting of powdered ghost pepper. Just don't get upset at us if they throw up on your shoes afterwards.
**So no, of freaking course we're not serious.