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Natural Harvest

If you would actually consider cooking and consuming recipes from Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer ($25), you're a more culinarily adventurous woman than any of us. The only part of the whole deal we'd be up for is harvesting the star ingredient. Could this replace owls and ironic wolf t-shirts as the new hipster thing, though? "I liked serving burgers with my own special sauce before it was cool." OK, how grossed out are you right now? Tell us in the comments. Scale of one (I'm buying and using this book like yesterday!) to 10 (I can't ever eat hollandaise again after seeing this and I hate you guys.).

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Posted on 08.05.11 at 10:22 AM

Guys, honestly. Where do you find this shit?

emily j.

Posted on 08.05.11 at 10:24 AM



Posted on 08.05.11 at 11:27 AM

10, this is disgustiiinng


Posted on 08.05.11 at 11:42 AM

I'm gonna have to go with, on a scale of 1 to 10, 15. Funny, yes, but no way in HELL would I ever even touch that book, let alone make something from it.

"Er, honey, I need your help with an ingredient for a recipe."
'You need me to go to the grocery store?'
"Not quite...."


Posted on 08.05.11 at 12:31 PM

How does someone even come up with the idea to write this book?! The most disturbing thing is that someone actually had to experiment creating these recipes.....EWWW!


Posted on 08.05.11 at 1:20 PM

How is this not a Doubtblush?


Posted on 08.05.11 at 1:32 PM

This is awful - how did you possibly think this was a good idea to post.


Posted on 08.05.11 at 2:32 PM

I'm not ashamed to say it: this is hilarious!! It exudes over-the-top vom-inducing trash. C'mon, live a little people... can you imagine what ridiculously fun friend the chick who wrote this would be?! Bwhahaha tasteless raunchy humor, gets me every time.


Posted on 08.05.11 at 3:38 PM

So, I went to the site for this book, and I am even more disturbed than I was before - there are people in the comments talking about semen as a protein possibility for vegetarians...


Posted on 08.06.11 at 12:35 AM

Hahahahahahaha this is horribly discusting yet terribly funny! I love your crappy humor ;)
Gonna leave this on the nightstand and scare the crap out of my boyfriend!


Posted on 08.07.11 at 7:49 AM


It's a gag, right? (Pun intended)

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