If you would actually consider cooking and consuming recipes from Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer ($25), you're a more culinarily adventurous woman than any of us. The only part of the whole deal we'd be up for is harvesting the star ingredient. Could this replace owls and ironic wolf t-shirts as the new hipster thing, though? "I liked serving burgers with my own special sauce before it was cool." OK, how grossed out are you right now? Tell us in the comments. Scale of one (I'm buying and using this book like yesterday!) to 10 (I can't ever eat hollandaise again after seeing this and I hate you guys.).