It's summer so that means all the douche bags are out and about....making their presence known everywhere they go. Kind of like the Jersey Shore gane. Anyway we would like to carry around a bag of the Hello My Name is Douche Bag Gum ($2). We'd give it out on the street corner during our morning and evening commutes to all who deserved a pack. And the gal on the train that we gave the Whore Coffee Mug Cozy to would definitely receive some bubble gum.