Okay. Do you think we'd get sick if we tried to eat this entire Giant Gummi Bear on a Stick ($12) all by ourselves? We thought so too, but are still deranged enough to want to give it a go. It's 88 times larger than a regular gummi bear, but if you attempt to down the whole thing and succeed, you can tell everyone you ate just one. They don't need to know how giant it was...
P.S. Share it, and only deal with half the sugar rush you're bound to get!