Jul 25, 2011 8:41 AM
Check out this innovative Adjustable Hot Sauce ($10) from Dave's Gourmet. You turn the cap to change the burn level from sunburn, to rug burn, to 3rd degree burn, and the spray pump helps you cover all your food more efficiently. If you love super spicy, but your boyfriend's a total wuss, this might just be your solution. Our solution would be to dump that pansy and find someone who can handle our hot hot heat.
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