Zombies For Zombies: Advice and Etiquette for the Living Dead
Y'all are pretty astute folks, so you may have noticed that the good ship Outblush has been kind of a wreck the last couple of days. Why? Zombies. Yep. The technological kind. But we're all better now, save for the occasional twitch of an undead limb or cravings for brains a lá orange. And, seeing as how we're such fans of proper P's and Q's, we decided we needed to purchase Zombies for Zombies: Advice and Etiquette for the Living Dead ($10) posthaste. It's full of very useful advice, such as how to dance when your motor skills are compromised (see here for step-by-step instructions), skin care techniques to avoid and/or disguise rotting flesh, and how to overcome the social stigma of being undead. With author David P. Murphy's priceless instructions on zombettiquete, we should be good to go - at least until our hands fall off and we can't type anymore.
Oh, and btw, your computer is completely safe while checking out rad Outblush product picks.
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