Porn for New Moms

Look, we like our porn. And oh baby, do we love the newest addition to our collection, Porn for New Moms ($10). Chock full of the things the new dad will never is just dying to say to his favorite mama, including, "Damn, you look hot in those sweatpants!", and "Now, remember, it's my turn to do the midnight feeding, so don't get up." Featuring studly pictures of men and their little ones, it's a hilarious gift for every new mom.