Jul 6, 2010 3:57 PM
Poor Lindsay Lohan! Sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating parole. You had such great things coming up, like that Linda Lovelace biopic, Inferno. We're guessing that your name is probably the biggest draw on the movie, though, so they're going to want to wait around for you. Why not keep in shape in your cell with a Kendra Wilkinson SportPole ($250)? It's collapsible, so you can easily install it yourself as you detox in the pokey - gotta drive the boredom away somehow, since you won't be allowed to use Twitter! And, on a more serious note, you might even learn a lesson or two from Kendra herself by reading her new memoir, Sliding Into Home ($14). She, too, went through a conflicted drug-addicted adolescence with an absentee dad, but managed to get herself on the (comparative) straight and narrow. We may be snarky about your choices, occasionally, but we really do want you to get better, Lilo. Please.
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